Co-Commander of S.S. Slaps

Graphic Designer
Sales
Administration

When I am not making stickers and floating through space you can find me at various race tracks and soccer matches. Not a participant, but a spectator.

Currently binging - True Blood. It's okay I guess.
Currently Listening to - Varials

Fun Fact:
When I was 12 years old, my friends and I convinced an entire neighborhood that I was a foreign exchange student from Czechoslovakia. This went on for an entire summer. It abruptly ended when a dog bit me in my ass through a picket fence and I suddenly lost my 'accent.'

Co-Commander of S.S. Slaps

Graphic Designer
Production Management

Mostly I just think about illustration, design, stickers, and tacos. I’d be willing to trade stickers for tacos, and while Ryan’s also a fan, he says it’s not a viable business model. Which is fair, the electric company doesn’t accept cojita cheese as payment, and this space ship doesn’t run on pico de gallo either.
The more I think about it, does anyone even know how a taco based market system would work? How would taxes function? The tortillas would certainly be stale by the time the refund hits. So I’m left to search the distant places of the galaxy, hoping to find a utopian example of taco based economics or some strange planet where it rains delicious hand held meals.

Command Module Pilot of S.S. Slaps

Lead Printer
Shipping & Receiving


Meet Jess, our legendary Command Module Pilot. When she is not reaching for the stars, exploring the great beyond, and printing sweet things, you can find her coloring and training Pokemon. Jess is also known to partake in the listening of sick jams.

Lunar Module Pilot of S.S. Slaps

Printer
Shipping and Receiving
Customer Service


Haley, our Lunar Module Pilot extraordinaire, always strives for greatness on Earth and in outer space. She loves to explore the giant rings of Saturn and the vast craters of Mars. But when she lands on Earth, you might catch her playing Animal Crossing, eating her favorite cuisines, or even sewing beautiful creations at home.